Identifying features: a large belly, a red suit, a white beard, and repeated vocalizations of “Ho, ho, ho.”
The object was accompanied by around a dozen four-legged associates.
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Our team was traveling to our hometowns today when suddenly, at around 8 p.m., our #publication detected an unidentified object in Ukraine’s #airspace.
It was flying at high speed, maneuvering around residential buildings.
Our #reporters assess there was a person inside.
Identifying features: a large belly, a red suit, a white beard, and repeated vocalizations of “Ho, ho, ho.”
The object was accompanied by around a dozen four-legged associates.
However, our sources can confirm that air defense was temporarily paused over the country until the object leaves the airspace.
If you obtain any information that can help us identify the person in a sleigh, please contact our editor-in-chief, Tim Mak, via his work email: tim@counteroffensive.news. Stay safe out there and Merry Christmas!
Thank you for being with us during this difficult year.
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