Let me get this straight…
Within one week, Elon Musk does not want to admit he destroyed Tesla, so he announces that he is closing down factory lines — not because no one wants to buy Teslas anymore, but because he needs the lines for building AI robots.
Meanwhile Trump does not want to admit he has destroyed The Kennedy Center, so he announces he is closing it for two years — not because no one wants to go there anymore, but because he needs more time to pick out marble armrests.
Got it.
@randahl Musk has to sell 2 million Teslas a year or he doesn't get his bonus.
He wants his bonus. He'll buy them himself and have them crushed if he has to.
@randahl How many Billions, did the tesla shareholders give musk ??
@randahl Both of them are full-on Cartman “screw you guys, I’m going home” energy
@randahl
the ol' fuck-up two step
@randahl Not quite, Musk hasn't been able to sell models S and X for years and he needs to build the dumb robots or he doesn't get his huge bonus. His personality only really destroyed 3 and Y sales.
Still dumb, but I think it is for a different reason.
@randahl at least the AI robots can't do any harm, because they are remote controlled. And the Kennedy Center won't show BS while it is closed. win/win on both accounts.
@randahl Tesla will soon have just 2 car models 🍿🧟♂️
@randahl I need to go put a bet on the Kennedy Center being a pile of rubble by the time Trump's presidency ends (just as the East Wing will still be).
Elmo has to keep hyping Tesla, or the stock price will drop to its true value. His recent help with Ukraine, which essentially disabled the Starlink antennas used by Russian drones, was just a ploy to earn goodwill. He's evil to the core.
@randahl Thos two are totally N★Sync IMO.
@randahl AKA "Liar, liar, pants on fire."
He needs a bigger place to keep the Files.
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