"Going to get some live bait then I'll catch that big catfish down in the river"
"Dad, that fish will pull you out of the boat. Sometimes catfish try to eat people. Saw it on youTube."
"That's not real."
"I've seen that fish once, and it wants to eat people. I'm certain. Nothing is better when you add 'cat' to the name."
"That's right! Like 'bird'"
"catbird"
"fish?"
"catfish"
"tires?"
"cattires!"
"call"
"catcall?"
"berries!"
"catberries!"
"merand..."
"now you are being simple"
"log?"
"..."