Dear Santa, blah blah blah, stop delivering coal to the fossil fuel lobby, blah blah.
aacur8
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Shame on you for even clicking!
#TootsToAndFromTheNorthPole
#12DaysOfChristmas
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Shame on you for even clicking!
#TootsToAndFromTheNorthPole
#12DaysOfChristmas
#HashtagGames
Witchzilla
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I have it on good authority that Yukon Corleone, the most feared hitman in the Arctic, is going to get a pardon.
#TootsToAndFromTheNorthPole
#12DaysOfChristmas
#HashtagGames
Witchzilla
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@UnitedStates:
We will not be delivering presents to you due to tariffs as well your continued addiction to coal and voting in people on my very bad list.
- Santa, et al.
#TootsToAndFromTheNorthPole #12DaysOfChristmas #HashTagGames
Witchzilla
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Me: Santa, why is it raining?
Santa: Because God is crying.
Me: Why is God crying?
Santa: BECAUSE OF SOMETHING YOU DID.
#TootsToAndFromTheNorthPole
#12DaysOfChristmas
#HashtagGames
I have it on good authority that Yukon Corleone, the most feared hitman in the Arctic, is going to get a pardon.
#TootsToAndFromTheNorthPole
#12DaysOfChristmas
#HashtagGames
Me: Santa, why is it raining?
Santa: Because God is crying.
Me: Why is God crying?
Santa: BECAUSE OF SOMETHING YOU DID.
#TootsToAndFromTheNorthPole
#12DaysOfChristmas
#HashtagGames
@UnitedStates:
We will not be delivering presents to you due to tariffs as well your continued addiction to coal and voting in people on my very bad list.
- Santa, et al.
#TootsToAndFromTheNorthPole #12DaysOfChristmas #HashTagGames
ƧƿѦςɛ♏ѦਹѤʞ
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Banger a Gong
ƧƿѦςɛ♏ѦਹѤʞ
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Despite all my rage, I am still just a brat in a cage
Despite all my rage, I am still just a brat in a cage
Banger a Gong
ƧƿѦςɛ♏ѦਹѤʞ
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Woah, black pudding, bam-ba-lam
ƧƿѦςɛ♏ѦਹѤʞ
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Sausage Party
ƧƿѦςɛ♏ѦਹѤʞ
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I Wanna Hold Your (Sausage in my) Hand
ƧƿѦςɛ♏ѦਹѤʞ
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Take this Sausage and Shove It! 🖕
ƧƿѦςɛ♏ѦਹѤʞ
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The Ballad Of Farmer John And Yoko
ƧƿѦςɛ♏ѦਹѤʞ
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I Wanna Hold Your Ham
ƧƿѦςɛ♏ѦਹѤʞ
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Bangers and Beans Boogie
#AddASausageToASong
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