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Thomas Leroy 🍣🐈‍⬛

Merry Christmas and happy holidays, everyone! 🎄 💝 🎶

#MerryChristmas #HappyHolidays #Lemmings #RetroGaming

Thomas Leroy 🍣🐈‍⬛

@Gamrok@mastodon.social · 27 minutes ago

Merry Christmas and happy holidays, everyone! 🎄 💝 🎶

#MerryChristmas #HappyHolidays #Lemmings #RetroGaming

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Stanholp

@alanstanley@mas.to · 5 hours ago

To celebrate Christmas I thought that I could do no better than repost this photo from earlier this month of my dogs and Bingo doing his best flying reindeer impression.
Wishing a very merry Christmas to all!

#photography
#PhotoOfTheDay #darktable #italy
#italia #nature #photo #merrychristmas #dogsofmastodon

A snowy scene of a woodland road along which is careening towards us a small white and brown dog, its ears flapping vertically. Another white dog watches on.

Stanholp

@alanstanley@mas.to · 5 hours ago

#photography
#PhotoOfTheDay #darktable #italy
#italia #nature #photo #merrychristmas #dogsofmastodon

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AnneTheWriter

@AnneTheWriter1@universeodon.com · 8 hours ago

This one is de-lightful...

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#Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme #DadJoke #DadJokes #Christmas #MerryChristmas #ChristmasLights #Christmas_Tree_Lights

Comic showing a regular light bulb at the door of a home. The light bulb is holding some flowers and wearing a nice hat, reminiscent of a man taking a lady out for a date. In front of him is a room full of Christmas Tree light bulbs. Surprised, the large light bulb asks, "You're bringing friends?"

A little yellow Christmas tree bulb answers, "We're Christmas lights... When one of us goes out, we all go out!" — Comic showing a regular light bulb at the door of a home. The light bulb is holding some flowers and wearing a nice hat, reminiscent of a man taking a lady out for a date. In front of him is a room full of Christmas Tree light bulbs. Surprised, the large light bulb asks, "You're bringing friends?" A little yellow Christmas tree bulb answers, "We're Christmas lights... When one of us goes out, we all go out!"

AnneTheWriter

@AnneTheWriter1@universeodon.com · 8 hours ago

This one is de-lightful...

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#Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme #DadJoke #DadJokes #Christmas #MerryChristmas #ChristmasLights #Christmas_Tree_Lights

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AnneTheWriter

@AnneTheWriter1@universeodon.com · 8 hours ago

Dear Santa,

This year, I want a big fat bank account and a slim body. Please don't mix those two up, like you did last year. Thanks!

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#Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme #DadJoke #DadJokes #Christmas #MerryChristmas #LettersToSanta #HoHoHo #HolidayDecor

Meme with a photo of three framed photographs on a mantelplace. Each one is a picture of a different lovely young lady. In front of each picture is a block of painted wood decoration that just reads "Ho," so that the mantle has a "Ho Ho Ho" on it, but also so that each young woman has a "Ho" under her picture.

Meme text reads, "Grandma be wild with her holiday decorations this year." — Meme with a photo of three framed photographs on a mantelplace. Each one is a picture of a different lovely young lady. In front of each picture is a block of painted wood decoration that just reads "Ho," so that the mantle has a "Ho Ho Ho" on it, but also so that each young woman has a "Ho" under her picture. Meme text reads, "Grandma be wild with her holiday decorations this year."

AnneTheWriter

@AnneTheWriter1@universeodon.com · 8 hours ago

Dear Santa,

This year, I want a big fat bank account and a slim body. Please don't mix those two up, like you did last year. Thanks!

(It's #HootinTootinTuesday again! Post some jokes or funny memes under this hashtag today, and bring lots of smiles to #Mastodon.)

#Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme #DadJoke #DadJokes #Christmas #MerryChristmas #LettersToSanta #HoHoHo #HolidayDecor

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AnneTheWriter

@AnneTheWriter1@universeodon.com · 8 hours ago

Bonus #Joke
Q: Why can’t Christmas trees sew?
A: Because they always drop their needles.

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#Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme #DadJoke #DadJokes #Christmas #MerryChristmas #ChristmasTree #ChristmasTrees #BirchTrees #Birches

Comic with two trees in the snow. One is a leafless Birch tree and the other a decorated Christmas Pine tree.

The Birch asks the Pine, "Don't you think you're over-dressed?"

The Christmas tree replies, "Birch, please!" — Comic with two trees in the snow. One is a leafless Birch tree and the other a decorated Christmas Pine tree. The Birch asks the Pine, "Don't you think you're over-dressed?" The Christmas tree replies, "Birch, please!"

AnneTheWriter

@AnneTheWriter1@universeodon.com · 8 hours ago

Bonus #Joke
Q: Why can’t Christmas trees sew?
A: Because they always drop their needles.

(It's #HootinTootinTuesday again! Post some jokes or funny memes under this hashtag today, and bring lots of smiles to #Mastodon.)

#Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme #DadJoke #DadJokes #Christmas #MerryChristmas #ChristmasTree #ChristmasTrees #BirchTrees #Birches

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Natasha 🇪🇺

@Natasha_Jay@tech.lgbt · 12 months ago

A seasonal, but eye-wateringly bad Venn diagram

#santa #merrychristmas #pirates

A Venn diagram in three circles of

Gangster Rappers - YO HO
Pirates - YO HO HO
Santa - HO HO HO — A Venn diagram in three circles of Gangster Rappers - YO HO Pirates - YO HO HO Santa - HO HO HO

Ricardo Tavares

@t_var_s@phpc.social · 12 hours ago

people ask why I like lemmy

#MerryChristmas

A screenshot of a social media thread from Lemmy. The top post asks, "Where will Santa live when the polar ice caps are gone?" Below it is a meme response featuring Marge Simpson from The Simpsons driving a car with Bart and Lisa. The caption on the image reads, "KIDS, COULD YOU LIGHTEN UP?" The final comment in the thread is a witty pun that reads, "In an ICE facility for undocumented aliens."

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sheislaurence

@sheislaurence@mastodon.social · 23 hours ago

What are you doing for #Christmas? Oh me, I am going to arrest #GretaThunberg who came all the way from near Lapland on a flotilla sleigh to bring to #London the message "I support #Palestine Action prisoners" who are mostly young women, like the Virgin Mary, and unlike Mary, are dying for what they believe in. I choose to get inspired by her unwavering faith rather than by the non-choices of the yesmen who by their actions crush ordinary people around the globe every day. #MerryChristmas 🎄❤️