#Mastodon is a leather-bound tome, a favorite story held close in front of a fire.

#Hive is a $12 paperback, thrust into a lime-green mesh bag with a towel and a tiny bottle of scotch.

#Twitter is a battered copy of Road Rash 3 with no manual or registration card, only a list of passwords for a different game and a crude drawing of a bear making love to a monkey.