About a month ago I got a picture message from my friend, with a huge, pink jelly dong in it. The conversation went something like this:
RIK: This needs to go into James Bond
APZ: This needs to happen.
We laugh about it for a while, until we get serious. Bond has a rocket bash toy, that most owners these days call The Dildo.
We didn't just want to put the thing in there for cheap laughs, but to actually make the game work as intended. To actually work, it needed the bottom part of the rocket to be recreated and act as a shim, as it has rubber rings that take the hit and trigger the opto sensors.
After studying the technical drawings, I recreated the rocket's bottom part in a way that it would take in the dong and still be playable.
The outcome was just both, hilarious and awesome! We put this thing in for our staff and regulars' private pre-xmas party, in which it caused a lot of laughter. Was this what you expected to see today?
