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David Tennant episode. (Aren’t they all?) We’re in a really nice ballroom on a spaceship replica of the Titanic in the far future. A bunch of people are crowded around an old man listening to him speak, including the Doctor, looking a bit perplexed at what he’s saying. Captions read, “And every Christmas Eve, the people of UK go to war with the country of Turkey.”