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Neil Brown
@neil@mastodon.neilzone.co.uk  ·  activity timestamp 2 hours ago

The time to tell me that you "are now vegan" was when you accepted the invitation for dinner, in which I asked you for any dietary preferences.

Or shortly thereafter.

Not a few minutes before I start to serve, making me rush around to turn out a vegan main course with zero planning.

*Of course* I will cater for you - I'd love to! - but that was an unwelcome last minute twist.

(Toot scheduled / sent from the past!)

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Luke
@lpl@metalhead.club replied  ·  activity timestamp 10 minutes ago

@neil I had this once with a friend, who at the end decided to forgo vegan in favour of the ice cream. I was a ‘bit’ mad.

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Bill, organizer of stuff
@wcbdata@vis.social replied  ·  activity timestamp 2 hours ago

@neil "here's some toast."

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Your inconvenient idiot
@Rascha@mastodon.social replied  ·  activity timestamp 2 hours ago

@neil
Ha, ha, ha. So what did you do with the chicken?

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Legit_Spaghetti
@Legit_Spaghetti@mastodo.neoliber.al replied  ·  activity timestamp 2 hours ago

@neil But what if they turned vegan literally in the brief moment between beginning to take a seat and their butt hitting the chair? Like a sudden epiphany they felt compelled to share that very instant?

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Roger BW 😷
@RogerBW@discordian.social replied  ·  activity timestamp 2 hours ago

@neil I knew someone who revealed their new-found veganism _after_ the hour-long discussion about where to eat, while the ten of us were standing outside the takeaway looking at their menu. I admit we were not sympathetic.

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Brendan
@Brendan@twit.social replied  ·  activity timestamp 2 hours ago

@neil

I'm now vegan, what time is dinner?

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angiebaby
@angiebaby@mas.to replied  ·  activity timestamp 2 hours ago

@neil

"You're a vegan; you're supposed to tell me that two seconds after I say 'hello.'"

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