What's that? A ministry of peace? Oh, sorry, no, that was in George Orwell's 1984. The Ministry of Peace's job was to wage war. Remember the slogan "War Is Peace"?
Comrad Ogilvy ... "had designed a hand-grenade which had been adopted by the Ministry of Peace and which, at its first trial, had killed thirty-one Eurasian prisoners in one burst."
Peace my ass. Who's signed up so far?