I want to hear it. I might use it to make an ad, if you want. Feel free to translate it to your native language or a language you speak fluently. But not if you don't use XMPP.
«Hi, I'm [your name], and I (use|chat with my friends and family|receive death threats over) XMPP.» (feel free to permute the phrase that stands in for the verb use/uzas/faig servir/j'utilise, like I did using an eregex group as an example)