#Olympics2026
Trump Wins Gold in Downhill Presidency
Notching a historic win, Trump set a new speed record for driving the world’s strongest economy into a ditch.
& the worst polls numbers for a POTUS in US History
For these he receives the Golden Toilet
https://open.substack.com/pub/borowitzreport/p/olympics-update-trump-wins-gold-in?utm_campaign=post-expanded-share&utm_medium=web
