Hey there @Marjorie4510! Thanks for the follow request! Unfortunately there's not enough vibe on your profile to check, so...

If you could open the tongue-in-cheek "achievements" tab of your life, what would be some of the achievement titles there that would require some explaining?

For me, it'd be:
- Furry Con Pelican Penetrator
- Soggy Salmon Savior
- Lascivious Love Lock Lover

#CAPTCHAlice

Pssst.

If you're not already following @alice, we highly recommend them They're based AF 😎

You will, of course, need to pass their vibe check, or else answer one of their awesome questions ❓❔

pauses for a moment and thinks

Wait a moment... Alice: did we pass the vibe check, or did you ever have to ask us a #CAPTCHAlice question???

We honestly have no memory of ever answering a question.

If we did, it probably happened back when we were on mastodon.lol before the admin had a meltdown 😅

#VerySleepyThoughts

Pssst.

If you're not already following @alice, we highly recommend them They're based AF 😎

You will, of course, need to pass their vibe check, or else answer one of their awesome questions ❓❔

pauses for a moment and thinks

Wait a moment... Alice: did we pass the vibe check, or did you ever have to ask us a #CAPTCHAlice question???

We honestly have no memory of ever answering a question.

If we did, it probably happened back when we were on mastodon.lol before the admin had a meltdown 😅

#VerySleepyThoughts

Hey there @Marjorie4510! Thanks for the follow request! Unfortunately there's not enough vibe on your profile to check, so...

If you could open the tongue-in-cheek "achievements" tab of your life, what would be some of the achievement titles there that would require some explaining?

For me, it'd be:
- Furry Con Pelican Penetrator
- Soggy Salmon Savior
- Lascivious Love Lock Lover

#CAPTCHAlice

Hi @alexis_t, thanks for the follow request! Unfortunately there's not enough vibe on your profile to check, so...

Someone from the TED committee calls you about your upcoming TED talk. They won't let you get a word in edgewise as they rattle off the details of your accommodations, compensation, and contract for the talk. There's obviously been some mistake, but a follow-up email confirms your plane tickets for tomorrow and the payment into your bank account. Do you go? What's your talk about?

Fuck it, I only get a chance like this once; I go. My talk is titled "The Sucker-punch Problem of Social Media".

#CAPTCHAlice

Hi @alexis_t, thanks for the follow request! Unfortunately there's not enough vibe on your profile to check, so...

Someone from the TED committee calls you about your upcoming TED talk. They won't let you get a word in edgewise as they rattle off the details of your accommodations, compensation, and contract for the talk. There's obviously been some mistake, but a follow-up email confirms your plane tickets for tomorrow and the payment into your bank account. Do you go? What's your talk about?

Fuck it, I only get a chance like this once; I go. My talk is titled "The Sucker-punch Problem of Social Media".

#CAPTCHAlice

@chargen okay, here goes...

You get to design a new competitive Olympic event, and all the official folx and media have to treat it like any other time-honored tradition. What is it?

I re-invent the high-dive, only it's sideways, out of a giant slingshot, into a huge vertical wall of Jello. Competitors get graded on style, technique, depth, and flavor choice.

#CAPTCHAlice

@alice I absolutely love #CAPTCHAlice. It's little bundles of joy every time a newbie tries to follow you.

💜

@alice I absolutely love #CAPTCHAlice. It's little bundles of joy every time a newbie tries to follow you.

💜

Hi there @akousanet! Thanks for the follow request! Unfortunately there's not enough vibe on your profile to check, so...

After you accidentally step on their robe, a rather sarcastic and moderately disgruntled wizard looks deep into your soul and polymorphs you into an animal, what animal is it?

Were it me, I'd put £5 on being turned into a pygmy goat and left in a petting zoo; full of righteous anger, but too adorable to be taken seriously as I headbutt authority figures.

#CAPTCHAlice

Yes, y'all can answer the #CAPTCHAlice questions too, even if they're not directed at you 😋

(I should start including that fact in the boilerplate stuff I type each time I think one of these up)

Hey @jerrounda! Thanks for the follow request! Unfortunately there's not enough vibe on your profile to check, so...

You know how powerful magical artifacts are created when some item lives an extraordinary life in the hands of some great sorceror or hero of legend? Okay, now scale it down a bit. What magical artifact do future adventurers find in your tomb/bedroom centuries from now?

They'd find "Alice's Temperamental Lockpick" which is a chaotic good lockpick that'll open nearly any lock, as long as you don't steal for personal gain, and you're kind to strangers. If you ever intentionally break either requirement, it'll vanish in a puff of glitter and appear in the pocket of the next person who needs it most.

#CAPTCHAlice

Hey @jerrounda! Thanks for the follow request! Unfortunately there's not enough vibe on your profile to check, so...

You know how powerful magical artifacts are created when some item lives an extraordinary life in the hands of some great sorceror or hero of legend? Okay, now scale it down a bit. What magical artifact do future adventurers find in your tomb/bedroom centuries from now?

They'd find "Alice's Temperamental Lockpick" which is a chaotic good lockpick that'll open nearly any lock, as long as you don't steal for personal gain, and you're kind to strangers. If you ever intentionally break either requirement, it'll vanish in a puff of glitter and appear in the pocket of the next person who needs it most.

#CAPTCHAlice