Good evening Squirrel Fans.

Having been to a very nice eatery this evening, I’m happy to report a derth of eyeballs!

“The difference between a school and a-a-a raven delicatessen is that they hardly ever have eyeballs lying around in case a raven drops in for a quick snack! Understand? No eyeballs!”
— Terry Pratchett, Hogfather

I wish all of you who celebrate the very best wishes of the season! I’m off to bed in the vaguely optimistic hope that Santa will bring me something! (Other than eyeballs or indeed Ravens!).

Wherever you are, whatever you are doing, I hope you’re well & safe! 😊🫶🖖

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Good evening Squirrel Fans.

Having been to a very nice eatery this evening, I’m happy to report a derth of eyeballs!

“The difference between a school and a-a-a raven delicatessen is that they hardly ever have eyeballs lying around in case a raven drops in for a quick snack! Understand? No eyeballs!”
— Terry Pratchett, Hogfather

I wish all of you who celebrate the very best wishes of the season! I’m off to bed in the vaguely optimistic hope that Santa will bring me something! (Other than eyeballs or indeed Ravens!).

Wherever you are, whatever you are doing, I hope you’re well & safe! 😊🫶🖖

#WeirdFolks #SquirrelsOfMastodon #TheMammutMoves

For today’s diary update please follow #TimsASDjourney

Good evening Squirrel Fans.

I started to read (for the 1st time!) ‘A Christmas Carol’, in the original Klingon (Kidding, but it is the orginal version apparently - boy yer man Dickens could write!) & tonight’s quote begs the question of what other crimes Scrooge was guilty of but are never explored (unlike the origin of the phrase ‘dead as a doornail’ which quite catches old Charlies fancy!) :-

“And then Jack chopped down what was the world's last beanstalk, adding murder and ecological terrorism to the theft, enticement, and trespass charges already mentioned, and all the giant's children didn't have a daddy anymore. But he got away with it and lived happily ever after, without so much as a guilty twinge about what he had done...which proves that you can be excused for just about anything if you are a hero, because no one asks inconvenient questions.”
—Terry Pratchett (Hogfather)

Right off to bed, I’m not entirely sure how it got so late - I mush have got giddy with the extra couple of minutes daylight we had today! Catch you fab folk on the morrow!

Wherever you are, whatever you are doing, I hope you’re well & safe! 😊🫶🖖

#WeirdFolks #SquirrelsOfMastodon #TheMammutMoves

For today’s diary update please follow #TimsASDjourney

Good evening Squirrel Fans.

I started to read (for the 1st time!) ‘A Christmas Carol’, in the original Klingon (Kidding, but it is the orginal version apparently - boy yer man Dickens could write!) & tonight’s quote begs the question of what other crimes Scrooge was guilty of but are never explored (unlike the origin of the phrase ‘dead as a doornail’ which quite catches old Charlies fancy!) :-

“And then Jack chopped down what was the world's last beanstalk, adding murder and ecological terrorism to the theft, enticement, and trespass charges already mentioned, and all the giant's children didn't have a daddy anymore. But he got away with it and lived happily ever after, without so much as a guilty twinge about what he had done...which proves that you can be excused for just about anything if you are a hero, because no one asks inconvenient questions.”
—Terry Pratchett (Hogfather)

Right off to bed, I’m not entirely sure how it got so late - I mush have got giddy with the extra couple of minutes daylight we had today! Catch you fab folk on the morrow!

Wherever you are, whatever you are doing, I hope you’re well & safe! 😊🫶🖖

#WeirdFolks #SquirrelsOfMastodon #TheMammutMoves

For today’s diary update please follow #TimsASDjourney