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Momgoth
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Not that he had anything against belief. People needed to believe in gods, if only because it was so hard to believe in people.
(Pyramids)
Paul Turnbull 🇨🇦
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LORD, WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, IF NOT FOR THE CARE OF THE REAPER MAN? (Reaper Man)
LORD, WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, IF NOT FOR THE CARE OF THE REAPER MAN? (Reaper Man)
Not that he had anything against belief. People needed to believe in gods, if only because it was so hard to believe in people.
(Pyramids)
Lime Bar
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‘We taught her everything she knows,’ said Granny Weatherwax.
‘Yeah,’ said Nanny Ogg, as they disappeared into the bracken. ‘D’you think ... maybe...?’
‘What?’
‘D’you think maybe we ought to have taught her everything we know?’
‘It’d take too long.’ (Lords and Ladies)
Eowyn
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‘Why don’t we just invite them to dinner and massacre them all when they’re drunk?’
‘You heard the man. There’s seven hundred thousand of them.’
‘Ah? So it’d have to be something simple with pasta, then.’ (Interesting Times)
‘We taught her everything she knows,’ said Granny Weatherwax.
‘Yeah,’ said Nanny Ogg, as they disappeared into the bracken. ‘D’you think ... maybe...?’
‘What?’
‘D’you think maybe we ought to have taught her everything we know?’
‘It’d take too long.’ (Lords and Ladies)