Why does everyone on Deep Space Nine walk with such purpose? Rush, rush, rush. Where are you going? The wormhole isn't going anywhere. Stop and smell the synthehol! Or better yet, stop and compliment my wig. It's made of rare fibers from the arachnids of Zytos. #LwaxanaTroi #SlowDownDarling #AllStarTrek #StarTrek #StarTrekTNG #TNG #StarTrekDS9 #DS9 #Mastodon