Whenever I order Mexican food without cilantro, I make it a point to properly pronounce it as "cee-lahn-tro" so they know it's not because I'm an uncultured weak white person and instead because I have that dumb genetic defect that makes cilantro taste like soap/poison.
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@Alice Me too! We're like sisters
@Alice I'm with you. I have a parsely family allergy, Corrinder leaf, vomiting, general systemic distress then tripping balls for 6hrs. hmm look at those beautiful lights.
$3.20 bunch of cilantro is a BIG Saturday night I'm generally too damn old for these days.
@Alice That’s not a defect. It’s a Superpower. Remember in “The Stand” when only a few people survived a global wipeout? That’s us… cilantro haters. Born better.
@Alice Rhymes with “branch row”
@Alice love me some soap
@Alice so you don't like that cilantro soap that I sent you after all
shit way to tell me alice
@dannotdaniel It would have been fine had Kev not tried to punish me for swearing by shoving the bar of cilantro soap into my mouth A Christmas Story style.
*dj white chocolate
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