Me: "Don't jump puppy. STAY."
Puppy: "STAY?!? Oh gosh. Sounds Serious. I hope I'm doing whatever it is right! I really hope I'm doing it right!" *puppy sits still, vibrating with intensity*
Me: "Good puppy. Good STAY."
Puppy: "Good? Me? I'M A GOOD PUPPY! I did it! I did it!"
*jumping with joy*
Me: "STAY."
Puppy: "Uh oh. Oh no I'm doing it wrong. What is it??? This is so hard."
*flops on the ground*
Me: "Stay..."
*puppy stays... mostly*
...
...
Me: "Good-"
Puppy: *jumping for joy* "I DID IT!"
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@futurebird
I request Pica's opinion on this toot.
*uncensored* please.
@futurebird
[jettisons bladder contents]
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Boomer is 3 now and still sometimes gets very excited and wiggly when praised for sitting/staying. Just happy to be recognised!
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