#American pride means not letting any silly Europeans tell you that (average) hot dog (length) per (average) elephant fart (duration) isn't a valid unit of speed.
#satire #CanWeJustMetricAlready #ImperialMeasurementsAreAsDumbAsImperialismItself
#American pride means not letting any silly Europeans tell you that (average) hot dog (length) per (average) elephant fart (duration) isn't a valid unit of speed.
#satire #CanWeJustMetricAlready #ImperialMeasurementsAreAsDumbAsImperialismItself