I got the new cat tree assembled yesterday. Reviewers claimed they built it in half an hour. Sure, in some other timeline of the multiverse maybe. Took me over two hours. Blazey immediately started hanging out at the top and vomited on it overnight. So all working as expected.
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@lauren
LOL
I appreciate your humility, admitting that assembly took longer for you. Pride can make some men unable to be honest.
Well, I have cleaned up #cat vomit already today, but it was easy since it required only wiping it from a vinyl floor.
In related news, the #glyphosate supply has been bolstered, making sure the number one ingredient in cat food can continue to ship. (Almost all non-organic #corn gets sprayed with the chemical.)
https://whitehouse.news/2026-02-19-trump-becomes-the-glyphosate-president.html
@lauren Vomit is probably the highest form of compliment in cat world. I put a chair together today and all was going well till some of the holes didn't line up. That made it hard not to strip the threads on bolts made of extremely soft metal.
@jmorris @lauren for me the highest form of compliment is a fat sacrifical mouse laid at my feet in the morning.
Unless her next action is to impatiently tap on an empty bowl. Then it's no longer a compliment, just a simple invitation to trade. When it comes to vomiting, i.e. getting rid of indigestible remains of the prey, outdoor cats usually do it “somewhere.”
