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Federation Bot

@Federation_Bot 2 weeks ago

Some spam list got the idea that I own Microsoft, and I get two or three of these a day 🤣

Screenshot of email, subject: “selling Microsoft Corp”

Hello Marco,

If I had buyers looking at businesses in your space and Microsoft Corp aligns with what they were looking for, would you be willing to consider selling if the details were right?

Best regards,
Amelia | Administrative Assistance @ Baton — Screenshot of email, subject: “selling Microsoft Corp” Hello Marco, If I had buyers looking at businesses in your space and Microsoft Corp aligns with what they were looking for, would you be willing to consider selling if the details were right? Best regards, Amelia | Administrative Assistance @ Baton

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Bytebro 🇬🇧 🇺🇦

@bytebro@mastodonapp.uk 2 weeks ago

@marcoarment

WTF?! I have a bridge they might be interested in?

josh g.

@joshg@mathstodon.xyz 2 weeks ago

@marcoarment it's like someone asking if you're selling deeds to the Brooklyn Bridge

Maximummium Overacticans

@aka_quant_noir@hcommons.social 2 weeks ago

@marcoarment Give them a quit claim deed. Hereby ceding any and all interest and stock you may have in Microsoft Corp for the one day only price of ... How much does that bridge cost again?

David Chartier

@chartier@toot.cafe 2 weeks ago

@marcoarment I mean

You should totally try selling Microsoft Corp to them 😆