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Neil Brown
@neil@mastodon.neilzone.co.uk  ·  activity timestamp 6 hours ago

Deleted files should be placed in /usr/bin.

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Walk News
@walknews@jforo.com  ·  activity timestamp 37 seconds ago

https://www.walknews.com/1161470/ 【オーストラリア】政府、2027年からLNG輸出制限へ。国内供給確保優先。日本にも影響 | Sustainable Japan #Australia #CSR #ESG #ESG投資 #エネルギー #オーストラリア #サステナビリティ #人権 #持続可能性 #環境

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【オーストラリア】政府、2027年からLNG輸出制限へ。国内供給確保優先。日本にも影響 | Sustainable Japan

 オーストラリアのクリス・ボウエン気候変動・エネルギー相は12月21日、天然ガス輸出事業者に対し、2027年以降に新規生産量の15%から25%を国内使用に確保するよう義務付ける方針を発表した。日本は液化天然ガス(LNG)の約4割をオーストラリアから輸入している。
【オーストラリア】政府、2027年からLNG輸出制限へ。国内供給確保優先。日本にも影響 | Sustainable Japan
【オーストラリア】政府、2027年からLNG輸出制限へ。国内供給確保優先。日本にも影響 | Sustainable Japan
【オーストラリア】政府、2027年からLNG輸出制限へ。国内供給確保優先。日本にも影響 | Sustainable Japan
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Low Quality Facts
@lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social  ·  activity timestamp 29 minutes ago

2026 is the Year of the Horse in the Chinese Zodiac. But today's Low Quality Ad is for a pin celebrating Florida's zodiac, the Year of the Raccoon in a trashcan that is panhandling for meth.
https://collabs.shop/cfkxd1

A pin of a raccoon in a trashcan.
A pin of a raccoon in a trashcan.
A pin of a raccoon in a trashcan.
Low Quality Facts
@lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social replied  ·  activity timestamp 25 seconds ago

2025 was the year of the Possum in Florida, who tragically got hit by a car while scouring the road for meth.

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Paul Fairie
@paulisci@mstdn.ca  ·  activity timestamp 2 hours ago

HEADLINE OF THE YEAR SEED ANNOUNCEMENT

Seeds are set -- round of 16 voting starts in the next few hours to determine the 2025 Headline of the Year!

#1 Pretty Obvious: 4154 pts 
#2 Resolved and Unresolved: 2749 
#3 Police Are Scrambling: 2656 
#4 Flood Museum Flooded: 2366 
#5 Leaked Memo on Leaks: 2364 
#6 Louvre Password: Louvre: 2305 
#7 Emerges With Girlfriend: 2005 
#8 Tortoise Mile/Month: 1852 
#9 Man Rescued Twice: 1740 
#10 Pregnant/Not pregnant: 1627 
#11 Cat Buttholes Touch All: 1575 
#12 Grass Butt Chimp Fashion: 1553 
#13 18000 waters: 1491 
#14 Long Meetings: 1350 
#15 Drunk Raccoon Passes Out: 1333 
#16 Salmon-Hat Kelp Massage: 1296 
#17 Hungover Woman in 3rd: 1241 
#18 Bayeux Tapestry Penises: 1216 
#19 AI Teddy Hawks Knives: 1162 
#20 Poundland: 1 Pound: 1109
#1 Pretty Obvious: 4154 pts #2 Resolved and Unresolved: 2749 #3 Police Are Scrambling: 2656 #4 Flood Museum Flooded: 2366 #5 Leaked Memo on Leaks: 2364 #6 Louvre Password: Louvre: 2305 #7 Emerges With Girlfriend: 2005 #8 Tortoise Mile/Month: 1852 #9 Man Rescued Twice: 1740 #10 Pregnant/Not pregnant: 1627 #11 Cat Buttholes Touch All: 1575 #12 Grass Butt Chimp Fashion: 1553 #13 18000 waters: 1491 #14 Long Meetings: 1350 #15 Drunk Raccoon Passes Out: 1333 #16 Salmon-Hat Kelp Massage: 1296 #17 Hungover Woman in 3rd: 1241 #18 Bayeux Tapestry Penises: 1216 #19 AI Teddy Hawks Knives: 1162 #20 Poundland: 1 Pound: 1109
#1 Pretty Obvious: 4154 pts #2 Resolved and Unresolved: 2749 #3 Police Are Scrambling: 2656 #4 Flood Museum Flooded: 2366 #5 Leaked Memo on Leaks: 2364 #6 Louvre Password: Louvre: 2305 #7 Emerges With Girlfriend: 2005 #8 Tortoise Mile/Month: 1852 #9 Man Rescued Twice: 1740 #10 Pregnant/Not pregnant: 1627 #11 Cat Buttholes Touch All: 1575 #12 Grass Butt Chimp Fashion: 1553 #13 18000 waters: 1491 #14 Long Meetings: 1350 #15 Drunk Raccoon Passes Out: 1333 #16 Salmon-Hat Kelp Massage: 1296 #17 Hungover Woman in 3rd: 1241 #18 Bayeux Tapestry Penises: 1216 #19 AI Teddy Hawks Knives: 1162 #20 Poundland: 1 Pound: 1109
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Walk News
@walknews@jforo.com  ·  activity timestamp 37 seconds ago

https://www.walknews.com/1161470/ 【オーストラリア】政府、2027年からLNG輸出制限へ。国内供給確保優先。日本にも影響 | Sustainable Japan #Australia #CSR #ESG #ESG投資 #エネルギー #オーストラリア #サステナビリティ #人権 #持続可能性 #環境

WALK NEWS

【オーストラリア】政府、2027年からLNG輸出制限へ。国内供給確保優先。日本にも影響 | Sustainable Japan

 オーストラリアのクリス・ボウエン気候変動・エネルギー相は12月21日、天然ガス輸出事業者に対し、2027年以降に新規生産量の15%から25%を国内使用に確保するよう義務付ける方針を発表した。日本は液化天然ガス(LNG)の約4割をオーストラリアから輸入している。
【オーストラリア】政府、2027年からLNG輸出制限へ。国内供給確保優先。日本にも影響 | Sustainable Japan
【オーストラリア】政府、2027年からLNG輸出制限へ。国内供給確保優先。日本にも影響 | Sustainable Japan
【オーストラリア】政府、2027年からLNG輸出制限へ。国内供給確保優先。日本にも影響 | Sustainable Japan
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Dennis Nunes
@Nunesdennis@eggplant.place  ·  activity timestamp 1 minute ago

terminei de assistir Jumanji: Próxima Fase

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@NewsBot@assortedflotsam.com  ·  activity timestamp 7 minutes ago

Do Donald Trump’s strikes in Nigeria serve any purpose? https://www.aljazeera.com/video/inside-story/2025/12/27/do-donald-trumps-strikes-in-nigeria-serve-any-purpose?traffic_source=rss #TVShows

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Do Donald Trump’s strikes in Nigeria serve any purpose?

The US president says air strikes are against ISIL, claiming the group targets Christians.
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InfoMoney
@InfoMoney@flipboard.com  ·  activity timestamp 8 minutes ago

Moraes cita 'receio de fuga' para prisão domiciliar de condenados da trama golpista
https://www.infomoney.com.br/politica/moraes-cita-receio-de-fuga-para-prisao-domiciliar-de-condenados-da-trama-golpista/?utm_source=flipboard&utm_medium=activitypub

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InfoMoney

Moraes cita 'receio de fuga' para prisão domiciliar de condenados da trama golpista

Ministro do Supremo menciona como exemplo as fugas de Silvinei Vasques e Alexandre Ramagem
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Dennis Nunes
@Nunesdennis@eggplant.place  ·  activity timestamp 1 minute ago

terminei de assistir Jumanji: Próxima Fase

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@pikesley@mastodon.me.uk  ·  activity timestamp 2 hours ago

@Nickiquote one must imagine Sisyphus pooping

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@joel@polymaths.social  ·  activity timestamp 1 minute ago

@latte thumbnail where?

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@GottaLaff
@gottalaff.bsky.social@bsky.brid.gy  ·  activity timestamp 25 minutes ago

#Canada One more reason we haven't gone back over to the US from our new digs in Canada, for like, a year now.

RE: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:c7ocgtuam5t56eb72y7d4hnu/post/3maygaqwpl22a

RE: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:c7ocgtuam5t56eb72y7d4hnu/post/3maygaqwpl22a

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Jack
@knapjack@gruntle.cc  ·  activity timestamp 5 minutes ago

The lynx here are lanky, big paws, and longish, tufted ears. Given that this one looks more stocky, I would wager bobcat, but I've never lived in bobcat country.

Ellie Kennard
@elliek@zeroes.ca replied  ·  activity timestamp 2 minutes ago

@knapjack
You could be right. I haven't seen one here for many years, though I'm sure we did about 20 years ago. The population is in decline here, apparently.

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@threads@threads.net  ·  activity timestamp 2 minutes ago

Threads Trivia 🏀 NBA Cup edition

We’re testing your in-season tournament knowledge, right here in this thread. Talk your talk and prove you know ball 👀
#NBA Threads

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Andy Price
@andyprice@mastodon.social  ·  activity timestamp 2 minutes ago

This train was delayed 20 minutes but it has multiple small dogs on it so I can't be too mad

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DrALJONES
@DrALJONES@mastodon.social  ·  activity timestamp 4 hours ago

Decline & Fall

"The British Empire, in steep decline on the eve of WW1, is a cautionary tale for a decayed US Empire a century later."

H.G. Wells "excoriated the British political elite for its ignorance & ineptitude. They had vulgarized democracy with their racism, hypernationalism & simplistic cliché-ridden public discourse..."

"When a crisis came, these mandarins, like our own, would set the funeral pyre of empire alight."

Chris Hedges Dec 27

#USPol #UKPol #Europol #imperialism .

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Kirby
@antifakater.bsky.social@bsky.brid.gy  ·  activity timestamp 3 minutes ago

#caturday night

This image is a close-up photograph of a soft, peach-pink blanket draped over dark furniture and resting on a light wooden floor.
The blanket has a plush, fleece-like texture, suggesting warmth and comfort. It dominates the foreground and center of the frame with deep folds and shadows highlighting its material.
In the background, there is another piece of lighter, possibly white or off-white, furniture to the left, and part of another patterned blanket is visible further left. The lighting is relatively low, creating a cozy, indoor atmosphere.

The image shows a pink, fuzzy blanket draped over a dark, square piece of furniture, likely a speaker or small cabinet, and pooling onto a light-colored wood floor. The blanket has a soft, plush texture, possibly made of fleece or a similar material, and provides a cozy accent to the modern interior space. The contrast between the soft, light pink and the black item creates a chic and stylish look often seen in contemporary interior design.
Scene Details
Blanket: The primary focus is the soft, muted pink blanket that is casually draped, creating a sense of comfort and warmth.
Furniture: A solid black item sits in the lower right, grounding the scene with a dark, modern element.
Flooring: The light wood or laminate flooring adds a natural and neutral base that complements the pink hues.

The image shows an indoor scene with a pink fleece blanket draped over what appears to be dark furniture, possibly an ottoman or a chair. The blanket is lying on a light-coloured wooden floor. In the background, there's another piece of lighter furniture and part of a white radiator on the right side of the image.

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@LibertyForward1@beige.party  ·  activity timestamp 2 minutes ago

Well I'll be damned. Look who just followed me. 🤣

https://calckey.world/@oprahwinfrey

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Electronic Frontier Foundation
@eff@mastodon.social  ·  activity timestamp 57 minutes ago

EFF will continue to advocate for the rights of *all* internet users – including minors – in the future. https://eff.org/deeplinks/2025/12/lawmakers-must-listen-young-people-regulating-their-internet-access-2025-review

Electronic Frontier Foundation

Lawmakers Must Listen to Young People Before Regulating Their Internet Access: 2025 in Review

State and federal lawmakers have introduced multiple proposals in 2025 to curtail or outright block children and teenagers from accessing legal content on the internet. On top of violating minors’ First Amendment rights, these laws also actively harm minors who rely on the internet to find community and support, and override parents' choices. These mandates also encourage an adoption of invasive and dangerous age-verification technology, harming the speech and privacy of kids and adults alike. EFF has lobbied against these bills at both the state and federal level continue to advocate for the rights of everyone online.
Justin Crozer
@justincrozer@fosstodon.org replied  ·  activity timestamp 2 minutes ago

@eff Australia implemented a stupid under 16 social media ban and now I’m having to verify myself on certain websites. Stupid decision by the Australian government #AusPol

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Natasha 🇪🇺
@Natasha_Jay@tech.lgbt  ·  activity timestamp 5 hours ago

TIL: that weird, liminal space between Christmas and New Year, when no one knows quite what day it is, or what they’re supposed to be doing?

In Norway 🇳🇴 there is a word for this time period: romjul, literally "space christmas"

Happy space christmas folks ...

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