Oh yeah, Ukraine, Jerusalem, nothing happening there right now, nope....
"Here's a film about the President's trafficked non-wife instead!"
#JeffBezos #MelaniaFilm #WashingtonPost #WaPo #Oligarchs #NoBillionaires #EatTheRich #EpsteinClass #ClanOfPaedophiles #MelaniaTrump #Ukraine #Jerusalem
Not just once, but multiple times!
#JeffBezos #MelaniaFilm #WashingtonPost #WaPo #Oligarchs #NoBillionaires #EatTheRich #EpsteinClass #ClanOfPaedophiles #MelaniaTrump
Oh yeah, Ukraine, Jerusalem, nothing happening there right now, nope....
"Here's a film about the President's trafficked non-wife instead!"
#JeffBezos #MelaniaFilm #WashingtonPost #WaPo #Oligarchs #NoBillionaires #EatTheRich #EpsteinClass #ClanOfPaedophiles #MelaniaTrump #Ukraine #Jerusalem
I imagine she lives her whole life like that, just denying the reality in front of her dead cold eyes.
#JeffBezos #MelaniaFilm #WashingtonPost #WaPo #Oligarchs #NoBillionaires #EatTheRich #EpsteinClass #ClanOfPaedophiles
Not just once, but multiple times!
#JeffBezos #MelaniaFilm #WashingtonPost #WaPo #Oligarchs #NoBillionaires #EatTheRich #EpsteinClass #ClanOfPaedophiles #MelaniaTrump
One of the FediVerse's own reviewers, @beer_mat_movies , was adding to the anecdotes of audiences that were wholly movie reviewers just the other day.
https://mastodonapp.uk/@beer_mat_movies/115999980450841401
The review itself is at the top of that thread.
Melania makes just £33,000 at UK box office after near-empty screenings: https://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/films/news/melania-trump-movie-documentary-film-b2913744.html
One of the FediVerse's own reviewers, @beer_mat_movies , was adding to the anecdotes of audiences that were wholly movie reviewers just the other day.
https://mastodonapp.uk/@beer_mat_movies/115999980450841401
The review itself is at the top of that thread.
Made by a sexual predator, FOR sexual predators.
Anyone going to see this is a nonce, simple as that.
Celebrity culture is Paedo culture, get some fucking self respect people!
Made by a sexual predator, FOR sexual predators.
Anyone going to see this is a nonce, simple as that.
Celebrity culture is Paedo culture, get some fucking self respect people!
New release review: Melania
They're not far off, either.
I just turned up this. Apparently, 4 people joined The Metro's reviewer on opening night, plus an additional 1 who was apparently another movie reviewer.
So a third of the audience was people who were being paid to watch the movie. (-:
https://metro.co.uk/2026/01/30/sat-a-near-empty-cinema-melania-thought-26612808/
Amusing coincidence: Kimberley Bond also writes features for Cosmo.
@GetCarter
#Melania #MelaniaTrump #USMovies #Amazon #TheMetro
The major question is what fraction of the people in the screening with you were also reviewers. That has become significant for the release of this particular movie, given that there were no advance screenings for reviewers and the low opening night audience figures.
Your help needed: amplify the 2018 paranormal erotic thriller novel "Melania: Devourer of Men" so it ranks higher than her movie.
It depicts the First Lady as a sexual monster and is rocketing up Amazon’s sales charts.
A Reddit-led campaign to disrupt the Amazon search results for “Melania” is behind the sudden spike in popularity of the eight year old book.
Spoiler Alert:
This is the money shot from the Amazon documentary, "Melania," that is currently breaking box office records.
"At one moment, Melania places her hand on her husband’s waist in a careful and significant gesture that is movie-shorthand for 'we still have sex' "
Tiny audiences of one or two individuals for this movie in Britain are turning out to have consisted of entertainment critics who had to endure this film for their jobs.
https://www.theguardian.com/film/2026/jan/30/eggs-hats-unfettered-political-ambition-what-we-learned-melania-trump-documentary
#MelaniaTrump #MelaniaTheDocumentary
#MovieReview #Torture
Spoiler Alert:
This is the money shot from the Amazon documentary, "Melania," that is currently breaking box office records.
"At one moment, Melania places her hand on her husband’s waist in a careful and significant gesture that is movie-shorthand for 'we still have sex' "
Tiny audiences of one or two individuals for this movie in Britain are turning out to have consisted of entertainment critics who had to endure this film for their jobs.
https://www.theguardian.com/film/2026/jan/30/eggs-hats-unfettered-political-ambition-what-we-learned-melania-trump-documentary
#MelaniaTrump #MelaniaTheDocumentary
#MovieReview #Torture
Your help needed: amplify the 2018 paranormal erotic thriller novel "Melania: Devourer of Men" so it ranks higher than her movie.
It depicts the First Lady as a sexual monster and is rocketing up Amazon’s sales charts.
A Reddit-led campaign to disrupt the Amazon search results for “Melania” is behind the sudden spike in popularity of the eight year old book.
They're not far off, either.
I just turned up this. Apparently, 4 people joined The Metro's reviewer on opening night, plus an additional 1 who was apparently another movie reviewer.
So a third of the audience was people who were being paid to watch the movie. (-:
https://metro.co.uk/2026/01/30/sat-a-near-empty-cinema-melania-thought-26612808/
Amusing coincidence: Kimberley Bond also writes features for Cosmo.
@GetCarter
#Melania #MelaniaTrump #USMovies #Amazon #TheMetro
@JdeBP @cstross @GetCarter making someone watch that for their job should be an OSHA violation.
Who on Earth were those three people in Islington? And are they alright afterwards?
https://mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/melania-trump-suffers-humiliating-blow-36629616
I too was concerned for their wellbeing afterwards.
And they don't have the option of doing what that lady who left after 20 minutes did.
https://mastodon.scot/@JdeBP/115983497912180622
The Daily Record reported a total of 16 tickets sold in Edinburgh and Glasgow as of this morning. ABC reported 50 pre-booked tickets across the whole of Australia for opening day.
https://dailyrecord.co.uk/news/politics/melania-trump-documentary-sells-just-36641836
The review in @GetCarter 's thread is one of those recycled quotes that actually comes from elsewhere according to Snopes; but lower in the thread people have suggested that the ticket sales for these places can be accounted for *entirely* by the news/magazine movie reviewers who did not have advance screenings.
https://mastodonapp.uk/@GetCarter/115982369126621417
#Melania #MelaniaTrump #USMovies #VueCinema #Islington #Amazon
They're not far off, either.
I just turned up this. Apparently, 4 people joined The Metro's reviewer on opening night, plus an additional 1 who was apparently another movie reviewer.
So a third of the audience was people who were being paid to watch the movie. (-:
https://metro.co.uk/2026/01/30/sat-a-near-empty-cinema-melania-thought-26612808/
Amusing coincidence: Kimberley Bond also writes features for Cosmo.
@GetCarter
#Melania #MelaniaTrump #USMovies #Amazon #TheMetro
OUCH! "It’s one of those rare, unicorn films that doesn’t have a single redeeming quality. I’m not even sure it qualifies as a documentary, exactly, so much as an elaborate piece of designer taxidermy, horribly overpriced and ice-cold to the touch"
https://www.theguardian.com/film/2026/jan/30/melania-review-trump-film-is-a-gilded-trash-remake-of-the-zone-of-interest
The review in @GetCarter 's thread is one of those recycled quotes that actually comes from elsewhere according to Snopes; but lower in the thread people have suggested that the ticket sales for these places can be accounted for *entirely* by the news/magazine movie reviewers who did not have advance screenings.
https://mastodonapp.uk/@GetCarter/115982369126621417
#Melania #MelaniaTrump #USMovies #VueCinema #Islington #Amazon
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Apparently The Post has laid off every reporter and
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