(In it's just not your day)
BBC: Fisherman fleeing elephants killed by crocodile in Zambia
"...Dean Nyirenda was returning from a fishing trip with two friends on Wednesday when they bumped into the elephants. They ran away, with Nyirenda diving into a stream near the Luangwa River.
"That is when he was attacked by a crocodile by biting his right thigh," local police chief Robertson Mweemba told journalists. ..."