Good evening Squirrel Fans.

Having been to a very nice eatery this evening, I’m happy to report a derth of eyeballs!

“The difference between a school and a-a-a raven delicatessen is that they hardly ever have eyeballs lying around in case a raven drops in for a quick snack! Understand? No eyeballs!”
— Terry Pratchett, Hogfather

I wish all of you who celebrate the very best wishes of the season! I’m off to bed in the vaguely optimistic hope that Santa will bring me something! (Other than eyeballs or indeed Ravens!).

Wherever you are, whatever you are doing, I hope you’re well & safe! 😊🫶🖖

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