I've been picking highlights from The Onion's year in review to share here, but I can't pick just one from April; they're all absolute bangers.
https://us17.campaign-archive.com/?e=f049aa85eb&u=58c80b904ec17bc5299e62ab0&id=cb04a5044e to read them all.
Here are the headlines, to whet your appetite:
"Man Who Bumped Tesla While Parallel Parking Sentenced To Death"
"Trump Opens Up Nation’s Aquariums To Commercial Fishing"
"ICE Agents Wait At Edge Of Delivery Table To Deport Newborn"
#humor #funny #TheOnion #politics #USPol
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"Prison Guards Burn Another Pile Of Used Underwear Sent To Luigi Mangione"
"Trump’s Support Surges After He Points Gun At Nation"
"Historians: Quibbling Over Exact Definition Of Concentration Camp Sign Of Healthy Society"
"‘Show Me Where You Make Autism!’ Shouts RFK Jr., Storming Sour Patch Kids Factory"
"New Clearblue Test Comes With Flight Voucher In Case Result Positive"
"Revised National Parks Webpage Describes Harriet Tubman As Human Trafficker"
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"Trump Assures Wall Street He’ll Go Back To Just Fucking Over Poor People Soon"
"Parents Gently Explain To Child That Their Money In Heaven Now"
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