I've been picking highlights from The Onion's year in review to share here, but I can't pick just one from April; they're all absolute bangers.
https://us17.campaign-archive.com/?e=f049aa85eb&u=58c80b904ec17bc5299e62ab0&id=cb04a5044e to read them all.
Here are the headlines, to whet your appetite:
"Man Who Bumped Tesla While Parallel Parking Sentenced To Death"
"Trump Opens Up Nation’s Aquariums To Commercial Fishing"
"ICE Agents Wait At Edge Of Delivery Table To Deport Newborn"
#humor #funny #TheOnion #politics #USPol
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