Me: "Don't jump puppy. STAY."
Puppy: "STAY?!? Oh gosh. Sounds Serious. I hope I'm doing whatever it is right! I really hope I'm doing it right!" *puppy sits still, vibrating with intensity*
Me: "Good puppy. Good STAY."
Puppy: "Good? Me? I'M A GOOD PUPPY! I did it! I did it!"
*jumping with joy*
Me: "STAY."
Puppy: "Uh oh. Oh no I'm doing it wrong. What is it??? This is so hard."
*flops on the ground*
Me: "Stay..."
*puppy stays... mostly*
...
...
Me: "Good-"
Puppy: *jumping for joy* "I DID IT!"
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@futurebird Now try it with a border collie
@futurebird That's why I don't have a dog. I'm incapable of any form of authority with them.
At the 1st wag of the tail I'd be nothing more than a hopeless puddle of love.
@futurebird
I request Pica's opinion on this toot.
*uncensored* please.
There is no way I'm telling her she had to be home alone and have a cat sitter for two days while I paid attention to "some horrible 'dog'"
@futurebird
[jettisons bladder contents]
@futurebird
Boomer is 3 now and still sometimes gets very excited and wiggly when praised for sitting/staying. Just happy to be recognised!
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