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AnneTheWriter
AnneTheWriter
@AnneTheWriter1@universeodon.com  ·  activity timestamp 5 days ago

Bonus #DadJokes
Q: What do you call a snowman in the summer?
A: A puddle.

Q: What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?
A: The abdominal snowman.

Q: What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
A: Frostbite.

(It's #HootinTootinTuesday again! Post some jokes or funny memes under this hashtag today, and bring lots of smiles to #Mastodon.)

#Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme #DadJoke #Winter #WinterFreeze #Snowman #Puns #Driving #Dashboards #Fonts #Snowmen

Meme with photo of a car's dashboard display. Meme text reads, "Wife: 'The car is not starting. Dashboard shows the sign of a person sitting on toilet.'

Husband: 'What...?? Send me a picture'."

The outside temperature is negative four degrees, but the placement of the number and the degree and negative symbols makes it look like a stick man sitting down and leaning forward.
Meme with photo of a car's dashboard display. Meme text reads, "Wife: 'The car is not starting. Dashboard shows the sign of a person sitting on toilet.' Husband: 'What...?? Send me a picture'." The outside temperature is negative four degrees, but the placement of the number and the degree and negative symbols makes it look like a stick man sitting down and leaning forward.
Meme with photo of a car's dashboard display. Meme text reads, "Wife: 'The car is not starting. Dashboard shows the sign of a person sitting on toilet.' Husband: 'What...?? Send me a picture'." The outside temperature is negative four degrees, but the placement of the number and the degree and negative symbols makes it look like a stick man sitting down and leaning forward.
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