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AnneTheWriter
@AnneTheWriter1@universeodon.com  ·  activity timestamp 10 hours ago

This one is de-lightful...

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Comic showing a regular light bulb at the door of a home. The light bulb is holding some flowers and wearing a nice hat, reminiscent of a man taking a lady out for a date. In front of him is a room full of Christmas Tree light bulbs. Surprised, the large light bulb asks, "You're bringing friends?"

A little yellow Christmas tree bulb answers, "We're Christmas lights... When one of us goes out, we all go out!"
Comic showing a regular light bulb at the door of a home. The light bulb is holding some flowers and wearing a nice hat, reminiscent of a man taking a lady out for a date. In front of him is a room full of Christmas Tree light bulbs. Surprised, the large light bulb asks, "You're bringing friends?" A little yellow Christmas tree bulb answers, "We're Christmas lights... When one of us goes out, we all go out!"
Comic showing a regular light bulb at the door of a home. The light bulb is holding some flowers and wearing a nice hat, reminiscent of a man taking a lady out for a date. In front of him is a room full of Christmas Tree light bulbs. Surprised, the large light bulb asks, "You're bringing friends?" A little yellow Christmas tree bulb answers, "We're Christmas lights... When one of us goes out, we all go out!"
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AnneTheWriter
@AnneTheWriter1@universeodon.com  ·  activity timestamp 10 hours ago

This one is de-lightful...

(It's #HootinTootinTuesday again! Post some jokes or funny memes under this hashtag today, and bring lots of smiles to #Mastodon.)

#Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme #DadJoke #DadJokes #Christmas #MerryChristmas #ChristmasLights #Christmas_Tree_Lights

Comic showing a regular light bulb at the door of a home. The light bulb is holding some flowers and wearing a nice hat, reminiscent of a man taking a lady out for a date. In front of him is a room full of Christmas Tree light bulbs. Surprised, the large light bulb asks, "You're bringing friends?"

A little yellow Christmas tree bulb answers, "We're Christmas lights... When one of us goes out, we all go out!"
Comic showing a regular light bulb at the door of a home. The light bulb is holding some flowers and wearing a nice hat, reminiscent of a man taking a lady out for a date. In front of him is a room full of Christmas Tree light bulbs. Surprised, the large light bulb asks, "You're bringing friends?" A little yellow Christmas tree bulb answers, "We're Christmas lights... When one of us goes out, we all go out!"
Comic showing a regular light bulb at the door of a home. The light bulb is holding some flowers and wearing a nice hat, reminiscent of a man taking a lady out for a date. In front of him is a room full of Christmas Tree light bulbs. Surprised, the large light bulb asks, "You're bringing friends?" A little yellow Christmas tree bulb answers, "We're Christmas lights... When one of us goes out, we all go out!"
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@AnneTheWriter1@universeodon.com  ·  activity timestamp 10 hours ago

Dear Santa,

This year, I want a big fat bank account and a slim body. Please don't mix those two up, like you did last year. Thanks!

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Meme with a photo of three framed photographs on a mantelplace. Each one is a picture of a different lovely young lady. In front of each picture is a block of painted wood decoration that just reads "Ho," so that the mantle has a "Ho Ho Ho" on it, but also so that each young woman has a "Ho" under her picture. 

Meme text reads, "Grandma be wild with her holiday decorations this year."
Meme with a photo of three framed photographs on a mantelplace. Each one is a picture of a different lovely young lady. In front of each picture is a block of painted wood decoration that just reads "Ho," so that the mantle has a "Ho Ho Ho" on it, but also so that each young woman has a "Ho" under her picture. Meme text reads, "Grandma be wild with her holiday decorations this year."
Meme with a photo of three framed photographs on a mantelplace. Each one is a picture of a different lovely young lady. In front of each picture is a block of painted wood decoration that just reads "Ho," so that the mantle has a "Ho Ho Ho" on it, but also so that each young woman has a "Ho" under her picture. Meme text reads, "Grandma be wild with her holiday decorations this year."
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@AnneTheWriter1@universeodon.com  ·  activity timestamp 10 hours ago

Dear Santa,

This year, I want a big fat bank account and a slim body. Please don't mix those two up, like you did last year. Thanks!

(It's #HootinTootinTuesday again! Post some jokes or funny memes under this hashtag today, and bring lots of smiles to #Mastodon.)

#Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme #DadJoke #DadJokes #Christmas #MerryChristmas #LettersToSanta #HoHoHo #HolidayDecor

Meme with a photo of three framed photographs on a mantelplace. Each one is a picture of a different lovely young lady. In front of each picture is a block of painted wood decoration that just reads "Ho," so that the mantle has a "Ho Ho Ho" on it, but also so that each young woman has a "Ho" under her picture. 

Meme text reads, "Grandma be wild with her holiday decorations this year."
Meme with a photo of three framed photographs on a mantelplace. Each one is a picture of a different lovely young lady. In front of each picture is a block of painted wood decoration that just reads "Ho," so that the mantle has a "Ho Ho Ho" on it, but also so that each young woman has a "Ho" under her picture. Meme text reads, "Grandma be wild with her holiday decorations this year."
Meme with a photo of three framed photographs on a mantelplace. Each one is a picture of a different lovely young lady. In front of each picture is a block of painted wood decoration that just reads "Ho," so that the mantle has a "Ho Ho Ho" on it, but also so that each young woman has a "Ho" under her picture. Meme text reads, "Grandma be wild with her holiday decorations this year."
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@AnneTheWriter1@universeodon.com  ·  activity timestamp 10 hours ago

Bonus #Joke
Q: Why can’t Christmas trees sew?
A: Because they always drop their needles.

(It's #HootinTootinTuesday again! Post some jokes or funny memes under this hashtag today, and bring lots of smiles to #Mastodon.)

#Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme #DadJoke #DadJokes #Christmas #MerryChristmas #ChristmasTree #ChristmasTrees #BirchTrees #Birches

Comic with two trees in the snow. One is a leafless Birch tree and the other a decorated Christmas Pine tree. 

The Birch asks the Pine, "Don't you think you're over-dressed?"

The Christmas tree replies, "Birch, please!"
Comic with two trees in the snow. One is a leafless Birch tree and the other a decorated Christmas Pine tree. The Birch asks the Pine, "Don't you think you're over-dressed?" The Christmas tree replies, "Birch, please!"
Comic with two trees in the snow. One is a leafless Birch tree and the other a decorated Christmas Pine tree. The Birch asks the Pine, "Don't you think you're over-dressed?" The Christmas tree replies, "Birch, please!"
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@AnneTheWriter1@universeodon.com  ·  activity timestamp 10 hours ago

Bonus #Joke
Q: Why can’t Christmas trees sew?
A: Because they always drop their needles.

(It's #HootinTootinTuesday again! Post some jokes or funny memes under this hashtag today, and bring lots of smiles to #Mastodon.)

#Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme #DadJoke #DadJokes #Christmas #MerryChristmas #ChristmasTree #ChristmasTrees #BirchTrees #Birches

Comic with two trees in the snow. One is a leafless Birch tree and the other a decorated Christmas Pine tree. 

The Birch asks the Pine, "Don't you think you're over-dressed?"

The Christmas tree replies, "Birch, please!"
Comic with two trees in the snow. One is a leafless Birch tree and the other a decorated Christmas Pine tree. The Birch asks the Pine, "Don't you think you're over-dressed?" The Christmas tree replies, "Birch, please!"
Comic with two trees in the snow. One is a leafless Birch tree and the other a decorated Christmas Pine tree. The Birch asks the Pine, "Don't you think you're over-dressed?" The Christmas tree replies, "Birch, please!"
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