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@pleasestop@mastodon.social  ·  activity timestamp 14 hours ago

I don’t know why.

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@pleasestop@mastodon.social  ·  activity timestamp 14 hours ago

I don’t know why.

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@Da_Gut@dice.camp  ·  activity timestamp 20 hours ago

Who says that Americans don't use the metric system?
We use 9 mm in school!

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@Da_Gut@dice.camp  ·  activity timestamp 2 days ago

What do you call a couple of time traveling birds?

A pair o ducks!!

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@Da_Gut@dice.camp  ·  activity timestamp yesterday

I know I shared this on here a long time ago, but a good joke deserves re-sharing on occasion.

My dad spent many years as a human cannonball. Sadly, when he retired, they had to end the act.
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They could not find another man of his caliber

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@LaffGaff@mastodon.world  ·  activity timestamp last week

If you get an email with the subject “Knock knock,” don’t open it.

It’s a Jehovah’s Witness working from home.

#funny #jokes #dadjokes

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@joat@mastodon.scot  ·  activity timestamp 4 days ago

I thought I really liked the prefabricated house salesman, but it was just stock home syndrome

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@Da_Gut@dice.camp  ·  activity timestamp yesterday

I know I shared this on here a long time ago, but a good joke deserves re-sharing on occasion.

My dad spent many years as a human cannonball. Sadly, when he retired, they had to end the act.
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They could not find another man of his caliber

#dadJokes

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@Da_Gut@dice.camp  ·  activity timestamp 2 days ago

What do you call a couple of time traveling birds?

A pair o ducks!!

#dadJokes

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@AnneTheWriter1@universeodon.com  ·  activity timestamp 3 days ago

This coming Sunday is not only the #PuppyBowl , but also #SuperbOwlSunday . Remember to post your owl photos and owl memes under that hashtag on Sunday.

(It's #HootinTootinTuesday again! Post some jokes or funny memes under this hashtag today, and bring lots of smiles to #Mastodon.)

#Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme #Puns #Dogstodon #DogsOfMastodon #DadJokes #Dogs #PuppyBowl2026 #Owls #Owlstodon #DogsOfMastodon #OwlsOfMastodon

Photo of two owls on a horizontal post. One owl is facing away from the other, and they both look angry. 

Meme text reads, "OK. I'm not a bird specialist, but I'm pretty sure this couple just had a fight."
Photo of two owls on a horizontal post. One owl is facing away from the other, and they both look angry. Meme text reads, "OK. I'm not a bird specialist, but I'm pretty sure this couple just had a fight."
Photo of two owls on a horizontal post. One owl is facing away from the other, and they both look angry. Meme text reads, "OK. I'm not a bird specialist, but I'm pretty sure this couple just had a fight."
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@AnneTheWriter1@universeodon.com  ·  activity timestamp 3 days ago

This coming Sunday is not only the #PuppyBowl , but also #SuperbOwlSunday . Remember to post your owl photos and owl memes under that hashtag on Sunday.

(It's #HootinTootinTuesday again! Post some jokes or funny memes under this hashtag today, and bring lots of smiles to #Mastodon.)

#Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme #Puns #Dogstodon #DogsOfMastodon #DadJokes #Dogs #PuppyBowl2026 #Owls #Owlstodon #DogsOfMastodon #OwlsOfMastodon

Photo of two owls on a horizontal post. One owl is facing away from the other, and they both look angry. 

Meme text reads, "OK. I'm not a bird specialist, but I'm pretty sure this couple just had a fight."
Photo of two owls on a horizontal post. One owl is facing away from the other, and they both look angry. Meme text reads, "OK. I'm not a bird specialist, but I'm pretty sure this couple just had a fight."
Photo of two owls on a horizontal post. One owl is facing away from the other, and they both look angry. Meme text reads, "OK. I'm not a bird specialist, but I'm pretty sure this couple just had a fight."
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@joat@mastodon.scot  ·  activity timestamp 4 days ago

I thought I really liked the prefabricated house salesman, but it was just stock home syndrome

#DadJokes

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@AnneTheWriter1@universeodon.com  ·  activity timestamp 2 years ago

If (like me) you're getting a little burned out of "that same certain news story" and all the misinformation running rampant on social media right now, it's a good idea to take a break.

Here are some suggested pleasant, positive accounts & hashtags to enjoy (even though it's not #FollowFriday ), in no particular order and on a variety of topics:

#SilentSunday
#ThreeGoodThings
#HashtagGames
#DogsOfMastodon
#Caturday
#FediArt
#StreetArt
#Design
#Photography
#Wildlife
#Songbirds
#Butterflies / #Beescrolling
#Bloomscrolling
#FlowerFriday
#Mosstodon / #LichenSubscribe
#ThickTrunkTuesday
#TextureTuesday
#JukeboxFridayNight
#FoliageFriday
#LittleFreeLibraries / #Little_Free_Library
#Bicycles / #Bicycling / #BikeTooter
#Travel
#Staircases (really!)
#Architecture
#FensterFreitag / #WindowFriday
#JohnMastodon
#DadJokes / #Humor / #Puns
#HootinTootinTuesday

@proofofearth
@HourlyRedPandas
@nasa_bot
@paulisci
@beecycling

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