“I think Trump does not know Greenlandic people. We do not really value cash, Cardassian lips, and fake boobs very highly.”
Greenlandic politician Tillie Martinussen explains why Greenlanders are prepared to resist Trump for decades, should he try to invade, before eventually rejoining The Kingdom of Denmark, which has secured prosperity for Greenlanders.
@randahl I wish someone would plant the seed of the an idea in Trump’s head, that to show the Greenlanders how well the US treats its indigenous people and minorities, he should work on improving the conditions for those groups. In his mind to make it more attractive for the Greenlanders to join the US - which they never will and shouldn’t. But at least something good would come out of this mess.
@randahl money is the only language Trump understands!
@randahl Zelden hoor je een politicus zo goed verwoorden hoe het echt zit! 🤩
@randahl s/Cardassian/Kardashian/ (I guess)
So, Peace-Loving President Trump is threatening to go to war with NATO? Someone give our President another peace prize with a trophy, please.
WW3 doesn't sound appealing, considering it would have to end up being the US + Russia against NATO nations as the main combatants.
But I'm sure the pedophile protecting and 1st, 4th and 5th Amendments to the US Constitution hating #RepublicanParty will become pro war and pro Russia as this situation unfolds. #POTUS is trapped in a corner!
@randahl that intro makes me want to move to Greenland.
