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@alice@lgbtqia.space  ·  activity timestamp 3 days ago

Hey @jerrounda! Thanks for the follow request! Unfortunately there's not enough vibe on your profile to check, so...

You know how powerful magical artifacts are created when some item lives an extraordinary life in the hands of some great sorceror or hero of legend? Okay, now scale it down a bit. What magical artifact do future adventurers find in your tomb/bedroom centuries from now?

They'd find "Alice's Temperamental Lockpick" which is a chaotic good lockpick that'll open nearly any lock, as long as you don't steal for personal gain, and you're kind to strangers. If you ever intentionally break either requirement, it'll vanish in a puff of glitter and appear in the pocket of the next person who needs it most.

#CAPTCHAlice

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Dave Alvarado
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@dave@alvarado.social  ·  activity timestamp 3 days ago

@alice @jerrounda Bass Guitar of Surprising Lack of Mediocrity.

It makes you think you're exceptionally mid, but everybody you play it for says you're awesome. You don't believe them, but you get invited to play as much as you want.

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@alice@lgbtqia.space  ·  activity timestamp 2 days ago

@dave I could use that item.

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@matildalove@wetdry.world  ·  activity timestamp 3 days ago

@alice

this map.

when i was a kid, the main way my brother and i bonded was through video games.

the Ultima series was a fine set of games, and the highlight if you ask me was absolutely the Avatar Trilogy — 4, 5, and 6.

many of our games were downloaded thanks to the wonderful software cracking scene of the time, but big brother had gotten ultima 4 in the actual box. it came with a few "feelies", including an ankh, the (appropriated but you don't know these things when you're a kid) symbol of the ingame religion, and this cloth map of the game world.

ultima 4 was like few other games of its time. the goal was not to fight and defeat a big evil guy. you had to go around and learn about the virtues of this world, practice those virtues with NPCs and monsters, and go on a spiritual quest to confirm your status as an Avatar of that virtue. become the Avatar of all eight virtues and you are given a final quest: to find the Codex of Ultimate Wisdom hidden deep in the underworld and bring it to the surface.

the goal of this game is to be a good person. to be a righteous beacon of love, truth, and courage to everyone you meet, and to seek out lost knowledge for the benefit of all.

my brother passed away late 2022. somehow, i found this map still lying around.

a part of him still lives in it.

a framed cloth map of Britannia
a framed cloth map of Britannia
a framed cloth map of Britannia
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@alice@lgbtqia.space  ·  activity timestamp 3 days ago

@matildalove that's beautiful, and I loved those games.

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@nitana@lgbtqia.space  ·  activity timestamp 3 days ago

@alice @jerrounda
A magical ✨ (cursed 💀) guitar pick, that always appears to you when you don't need it, but vanishes to thin air when you do.

Can't get rid of it, because you need to have it to throw it away or sell it.

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@toekneegee@universeodon.com  ·  activity timestamp 3 days ago

@alice
I always want to answer these but never have anything interesting to say. Even this one may be a bit of a snooze, but in my tomb they'd find Toe-Knee's magic screwdriver. I was pretty well known for being able to go to any machine with nothing but a screwdriver and be able to fix it. What most people didn't realize is that by the time I walked to the machine with a screwdriver, I'd already determined what the issue was and *knew* I could fix it without other tools.

For context, I'm an industrial electrician so, fixing things is kinda what I do. The department that determined my screwdriver was magic is hot and dirty (plus there's this fine powdery stuff called carbon black that is just everywhere so, sweating just made it stick to you) which meant I didn't want to carry any more than what I needed from job to job.
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