Hi @alexis_t, thanks for the follow request! Unfortunately there's not enough vibe on your profile to check, so...
Someone from the TED committee calls you about your upcoming TED talk. They won't let you get a word in edgewise as they rattle off the details of your accommodations, compensation, and contract for the talk. There's obviously been some mistake, but a follow-up email confirms your plane tickets for tomorrow and the payment into your bank account. Do you go? What's your talk about?
Fuck it, I only get a chance like this once; I go. My talk is titled "The Sucker-punch Problem of Social Media".