After bouncing between several coffee shops, which were tasty but far to loud and crowded for my liking, I FOUND THE LIBRARY! And it's quiet and there are very few people here and there are lovely comfortable spaces to work!!
My #toothbrush tells me, I should brush for 2 minutes. Being of normal hygiene, I brush mornings and evenings. In a year, that's 365 * 4 minutes = 24 hours and 20 minutes. That's an annual #productivity loss of €3650 assuming an hourly rate of €150.
If we multiply the productivity loss of brushing by the world population (8266M) minus the British (70M), we get an annual global productivity loss of €29.9T
Simultaneously, the #Stargate Project aims to spend $500B over 4 years to build more #OpenAI data centers. That's €106B/year.
If we could just all stop brushing our teeth, we could #accelerate spam production by no less than 282 years every year! Something worth thinking about before embarking on that minty evening ritual.
Your annual festive reminder that Last Christmas and Careless Whisper are the perfect musical diptych, exploring the same breakup from both perspectives.