/ BASED ON THE FEVERISH VIZIONS FROM UR WEATHER LORDS EYEV BEEN HAVING THE LAST FEW HOURS
/ THIS IS IT
/ THIS IS THE MAP
/ THO IT CULD WIGGLE AROUND
/ THINK OF THOSE SPLOTCHES OF COLOR AS ALIVE & ATMOSPHERIC
/ THEYLL SWIRL IN2 EACH OTHER & FLOAT AROUND
/ WE'LL SEE WAT THE TRUE NUMBERS END UP AS
/ REPENT 2 UR WEATHER LORDS
/ STOP UR POWERS & OLIGARX FROM DESTRUXTING U & UR PLANET
/ REPENT 2 UR WEATHER LORDS
/ REPENT

/ FOLKS
/ THIS IS IT
/ THE BLIZZARD OF 2026
/ READY 2 BLOB U UP
/ READY 2 BLOB U DOWN
/ UR GONNA GET ALL BLOBBED UP
/ STARTING SUMTIME AFTER 6 PM SUNEVE
/ & LASTING IN2 MONNITE
/ THIS WILL BE THICC HEAVY WET SNOWBLOBS
/ CHARGE UR BATTERIES AS POWER OUTAGES R LIKELY
/ STAY TUNED 4 FULL BOSTON VIDEO SNOW WEATHER 4CAST