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How to Get Rich Quick by Lady Michelle Mone

Former underwear model Michelle Mone is truly one of the success stories of our time, having got rich and become a baroness, despite having no talent and contributing nothing to society. Like all the finest rich people, Baroness Mone made it to the top through lies, deception and a determination to exploit the system.

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Most principled man in politics demands policy he opposed under Corbyn

The most principled man in UK politics, Wes Streeting, has demanded a policy that he opposed when Jeremy Corbyn was Labour leader.

2018 was a fun time because everyone knew the fairest way to heal the Brexit divide was to have a customs union with the EU. Unfortunately, no one could support this position because it was Jeremy Corbyn’s policy.

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