“How’s LA?,” “A” emailed. “Have you found me some new inappropriate friends? Let me know when you are coming over as I am free from 25th August until 2nd Sept & want to go somewhere hot & sunny with some fun people before having to put my nose firmly to the grindstone for the Fall.”
Maxwell replied: “So sorry to disappoint you, however the truth must be told. I have only been able to find appropriate friends.”
“A” wrote back, “distraught!”