Dear Santa,

This year, I want a big fat bank account and a slim body. Please don't mix those two up, like you did last year. Thanks!

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Dear Santa,

This year, I want a big fat bank account and a slim body. Please don't mix those two up, like you did last year. Thanks!

(It's #HootinTootinTuesday again! Post some jokes or funny memes under this hashtag today, and bring lots of smiles to #Mastodon.)

#Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme #DadJoke #DadJokes #Christmas #MerryChristmas #LettersToSanta #HoHoHo #HolidayDecor