Bonus #DadJoke
I was once fired from a job at a calendar factory, because I had taken a day off.

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Bonus #DadJoke
I was once fired from a job at a calendar factory, because I had taken a day off.

(It's #HootinTootinTuesday again! Post some jokes or funny memes under this hashtag today, and bring lots of smiles to #Mastodon.)

#Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme #Puns #JokeOfTheDay #CaptainAmerica #MCU #CaptainAmericaTheWinterSoldier #ChrisEvans #MaximilianoHernandez #AvengersEndgame

Bonus #Joke
A hungry traveler stops at a monastery and is taken to the kitchen where a brother is frying chips. "Are you the friar?" he asks.

The brother replies, "No, I'm the chip monk."

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#Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme #Puns #JokeOfTheDay #CatholicHumor #Fasting #FatTuesday #MardiGras #Mardi_Gras #Monks #Friars #DadJoke #ScottHillburn

Bonus #Joke
A hungry traveler stops at a monastery and is taken to the kitchen where a brother is frying chips. "Are you the friar?" he asks.

The brother replies, "No, I'm the chip monk."

(It's #HootinTootinTuesday again! Post some jokes or funny memes under this hashtag today, and bring lots of smiles to #Mastodon.)

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Today completes 1 year since i started paying the gym and i'm still fat!
I think I'll need to go there personally and check what's wrong!

#gym #fitness #DadJoke #DadJokes #humour #humor #jokeoftheday

Bonus #MardiGras #Joke
Q: Why do Catholics always run marathons the day after Mardi Gras?
A: Because that's when they fast.

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Bonus #MardiGras #Joke
Q: Why do Catholics always run marathons the day after Mardi Gras?
A: Because that's when they fast.

(It's #HootinTootinTuesday again! Post some jokes or funny memes under this hashtag today, and bring lots of smiles to #Mastodon.)

#Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme #Puns #JokeOfTheDay #CatholicHumor #Fasting #AshWednesday #SeanConnery