Hitting gravel while going twenty eight
Speeding on an ebike your life you'll hate
Go flying into a great big slide
That's not the way to end a ride
Head on crash with a car door
Takes your new ebike to the floor
Shoulda just gone with the motor bike
Wearing full leathers and a helmet, like
Going 28 in your flip flops and those shorts
Maybe you should have chosen a different transport
Now look at what kind of crash
Would leave you with no skin due to road rash
I dunno about you but I'd rather go slow
Than go 28 miles per hour though
Maybe you don't have to pedal much
After spending two weeks in the hospital as such
#ebike #BikeTooter #poem (human)