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Sherlock, dressed as a dog, approaches an actual dog in a park. 'How do you do, fellow canids! Might any of you know who has been relieving themselves upon the door of Lord Puddleforth the Third?'. The dog says 'Sniff my posterior, old chap, it's all in there!'. We see Sherlock running to Watson, who is sitting on a bench in the park. 'I've cracked the case! Quickly, my phone!', yells Sherlock. Watson replies 'I do hope you didn't have to conduct an extensive posterior-sniffing investigation to reach your conclusion...'. We see the rich man, who now we know is called Lord Puddleforth the Tird, receive a message on his phone 'DING!'. He says 'It's Sherlock! And he declares that the irresponsible owner is... me?'. Sherlock arrives and says 'Precisely! Every time uou receive a telephonic notification, your hound answers the call of nature! A clear case of pavlovian conditioning, wouldn't you agree? Observe!', and proceeds to message the wealthy man and Bartholomew pees when he hears the ding. Angry, Lord Puddleforth the Third says 'Outrageous! I shan't pay you merely to lay the blame at my feet!'. But Sherlock is calm and says 'I anticipated this! That's why I took the liberty of informing the entire neighborhood that you are, indeed, the owner of the infamous pssing hound!'. As a mob of neighbours chase after Lord Puddleforth, Watson says 'Another case, neatly closed!'. The neighbours say 'There he is! Get 'im!'. Puddleforth escapes 'Help! Mercy! A moment to explain... Ahh!'
Sherlock, dressed as a dog, approaches an actual dog in a park. 'How do you do, fellow canids! Might any of you know who has been relieving themselves upon the door of Lord Puddleforth the Third?'. The dog says 'Sniff my posterior, old chap, it's all in there!'. We see Sherlock running to Watson, who is sitting on a bench in the park. 'I've cracked the case! Quickly, my phone!', yells Sherlock. Watson replies 'I do hope you didn't have to conduct an extensive posterior-sniffing investigation to reach your conclusion...'. We see the rich man, who now we know is called Lord Puddleforth the Tird, receive a message on his phone 'DING!'. He says 'It's Sherlock! And he declares that the irresponsible owner is... me?'. Sherlock arrives and says 'Precisely! Every time uou receive a telephonic notification, your hound answers the call of nature! A clear case of pavlovian conditioning, wouldn't you agree? Observe!', and proceeds to message the wealthy man and Bartholomew pees when he hears the ding. Angry, Lord Puddleforth the Third says 'Outrageous! I shan't pay you merely to lay the blame at my feet!'. But Sherlock is calm and says 'I anticipated this! That's why I took the liberty of informing the entire neighborhood that you are, indeed, the owner of the infamous pssing hound!'. As a mob of neighbours chase after Lord Puddleforth, Watson says 'Another case, neatly closed!'. The neighbours say 'There he is! Get 'im!'. Puddleforth escapes 'Help! Mercy! A moment to explain... Ahh!'
A rich man carrying a small pug comes into the building. Sherlock says 'Oh, splendid! A client!', and the rich man says 'Mister Holmes, I need your help!'. Watson, the rich man and Sherlock all sit in the living room. The rich man explains his conundrum: 'Some scoundrel is allowing his wretched cur to relieve itself upon my doorstep! Not everyone is a responsible dog owner like myself!' 'I see!', says Sherlock, while the pug (named Bartholomew, barks). 'I shall unmask the culprit and notify your forthwith. Kindly provide your number.', assures Sherlock, and the rich man replies 'Spare no expense! ...if I can afford a dog of such distinction, I can assuredly afford your services -- can I not, Bartholomew?'. Bartholomew barks again, and Sherlock says 'Excellent, then I shall call you!'. Watson and Sherlock are outside now, and as the rich man and Bartholomew walk away. 'Have you any notion where to begin, Sherlock, old boy?', asks Watson, and Sherlock says 'I shall infiltrate their ranks. I am a master of disguise, remember?'. Ten minutes later, Sherlock arrives dressed up shoddily as a dog. He barks a bit and asks Watson 'Well, dear Watson, what do you think?'. Watson is surprised 'A talking dog!'
A rich man carrying a small pug comes into the building. Sherlock says 'Oh, splendid! A client!', and the rich man says 'Mister Holmes, I need your help!'. Watson, the rich man and Sherlock all sit in the living room. The rich man explains his conundrum: 'Some scoundrel is allowing his wretched cur to relieve itself upon my doorstep! Not everyone is a responsible dog owner like myself!' 'I see!', says Sherlock, while the pug (named Bartholomew, barks). 'I shall unmask the culprit and notify your forthwith. Kindly provide your number.', assures Sherlock, and the rich man replies 'Spare no expense! ...if I can afford a dog of such distinction, I can assuredly afford your services -- can I not, Bartholomew?'. Bartholomew barks again, and Sherlock says 'Excellent, then I shall call you!'. Watson and Sherlock are outside now, and as the rich man and Bartholomew walk away. 'Have you any notion where to begin, Sherlock, old boy?', asks Watson, and Sherlock says 'I shall infiltrate their ranks. I am a master of disguise, remember?'. Ten minutes later, Sherlock arrives dressed up shoddily as a dog. He barks a bit and asks Watson 'Well, dear Watson, what do you think?'. Watson is surprised 'A talking dog!'
First page of Juanele Tamal's 'The red-headed hounds league!'. Sherlock is sitting with his pipe when Watson arrives. 'Sherlock, old chap! Are you indulging in your favored nose candy once again?'. Sherlock replies, annoyed 'Don't judge me, Watson. You know full well I employ it solely to sharpen my faculties. I can discern the entirety of your morning's activities with nary a glance!'. Watson is not impressed and says 'That's an old trick, my dear fellow.'. Sherlock is annoyed, and pointing at Watson says 'Old, you say? Then let me enlighten you! You last bathed three days past, and for no longer than ten minutes, using the most miserly soap available on the market!'. Horrified, mortified, Watson says 'That... is... true!' Sherlock keeps going 'Following which, you sat to dine in the altogether, jellied eels with pie and mash, no less, only to let fall some scalding morsels upon your nether regions!'. Befuddled, Watson says 'It still burns-- but how the devil do you know?'. Sherlock sits back on his chair, satisfied. 'Easy! The cameras I installed in your residence afford me a most splendid view. I do so enjoy watching you slumber.'. Watson is confused 'Wait, what?', and just then the door rings and Sherlock jumps up 'There's someone at the door!'
First page of Juanele Tamal's 'The red-headed hounds league!'. Sherlock is sitting with his pipe when Watson arrives. 'Sherlock, old chap! Are you indulging in your favored nose candy once again?'. Sherlock replies, annoyed 'Don't judge me, Watson. You know full well I employ it solely to sharpen my faculties. I can discern the entirety of your morning's activities with nary a glance!'. Watson is not impressed and says 'That's an old trick, my dear fellow.'. Sherlock is annoyed, and pointing at Watson says 'Old, you say? Then let me enlighten you! You last bathed three days past, and for no longer than ten minutes, using the most miserly soap available on the market!'. Horrified, mortified, Watson says 'That... is... true!' Sherlock keeps going 'Following which, you sat to dine in the altogether, jellied eels with pie and mash, no less, only to let fall some scalding morsels upon your nether regions!'. Befuddled, Watson says 'It still burns-- but how the devil do you know?'. Sherlock sits back on his chair, satisfied. 'Easy! The cameras I installed in your residence afford me a most splendid view. I do so enjoy watching you slumber.'. Watson is confused 'Wait, what?', and just then the door rings and Sherlock jumps up 'There's someone at the door!'
Sherlock, dressed as a dog, approaches an actual dog in a park. 'How do you do, fellow canids! Might any of you know who has been relieving themselves upon the door of Lord Puddleforth the Third?'. The dog says 'Sniff my posterior, old chap, it's all in there!'. We see Sherlock running to Watson, who is sitting on a bench in the park. 'I've cracked the case! Quickly, my phone!', yells Sherlock. Watson replies 'I do hope you didn't have to conduct an extensive posterior-sniffing investigation to reach your conclusion...'. We see the rich man, who now we know is called Lord Puddleforth the Tird, receive a message on his phone 'DING!'. He says 'It's Sherlock! And he declares that the irresponsible owner is... me?'. Sherlock arrives and says 'Precisely! Every time uou receive a telephonic notification, your hound answers the call of nature! A clear case of pavlovian conditioning, wouldn't you agree? Observe!', and proceeds to message the wealthy man and Bartholomew pees when he hears the ding. Angry, Lord Puddleforth the Third says 'Outrageous! I shan't pay you merely to lay the blame at my feet!'. But Sherlock is calm and says 'I anticipated this! That's why I took the liberty of informing the entire neighborhood that you are, indeed, the owner of the infamous pssing hound!'. As a mob of neighbours chase after Lord Puddleforth, Watson says 'Another case, neatly closed!'. The neighbours say 'There he is! Get 'im!'. Puddleforth escapes 'Help! Mercy! A moment to explain... Ahh!'
Sherlock, dressed as a dog, approaches an actual dog in a park. 'How do you do, fellow canids! Might any of you know who has been relieving themselves upon the door of Lord Puddleforth the Third?'. The dog says 'Sniff my posterior, old chap, it's all in there!'. We see Sherlock running to Watson, who is sitting on a bench in the park. 'I've cracked the case! Quickly, my phone!', yells Sherlock. Watson replies 'I do hope you didn't have to conduct an extensive posterior-sniffing investigation to reach your conclusion...'. We see the rich man, who now we know is called Lord Puddleforth the Tird, receive a message on his phone 'DING!'. He says 'It's Sherlock! And he declares that the irresponsible owner is... me?'. Sherlock arrives and says 'Precisely! Every time uou receive a telephonic notification, your hound answers the call of nature! A clear case of pavlovian conditioning, wouldn't you agree? Observe!', and proceeds to message the wealthy man and Bartholomew pees when he hears the ding. Angry, Lord Puddleforth the Third says 'Outrageous! I shan't pay you merely to lay the blame at my feet!'. But Sherlock is calm and says 'I anticipated this! That's why I took the liberty of informing the entire neighborhood that you are, indeed, the owner of the infamous pssing hound!'. As a mob of neighbours chase after Lord Puddleforth, Watson says 'Another case, neatly closed!'. The neighbours say 'There he is! Get 'im!'. Puddleforth escapes 'Help! Mercy! A moment to explain... Ahh!'
A rich man carrying a small pug comes into the building. Sherlock says 'Oh, splendid! A client!', and the rich man says 'Mister Holmes, I need your help!'. Watson, the rich man and Sherlock all sit in the living room. The rich man explains his conundrum: 'Some scoundrel is allowing his wretched cur to relieve itself upon my doorstep! Not everyone is a responsible dog owner like myself!' 'I see!', says Sherlock, while the pug (named Bartholomew, barks). 'I shall unmask the culprit and notify your forthwith. Kindly provide your number.', assures Sherlock, and the rich man replies 'Spare no expense! ...if I can afford a dog of such distinction, I can assuredly afford your services -- can I not, Bartholomew?'. Bartholomew barks again, and Sherlock says 'Excellent, then I shall call you!'. Watson and Sherlock are outside now, and as the rich man and Bartholomew walk away. 'Have you any notion where to begin, Sherlock, old boy?', asks Watson, and Sherlock says 'I shall infiltrate their ranks. I am a master of disguise, remember?'. Ten minutes later, Sherlock arrives dressed up shoddily as a dog. He barks a bit and asks Watson 'Well, dear Watson, what do you think?'. Watson is surprised 'A talking dog!'
A rich man carrying a small pug comes into the building. Sherlock says 'Oh, splendid! A client!', and the rich man says 'Mister Holmes, I need your help!'. Watson, the rich man and Sherlock all sit in the living room. The rich man explains his conundrum: 'Some scoundrel is allowing his wretched cur to relieve itself upon my doorstep! Not everyone is a responsible dog owner like myself!' 'I see!', says Sherlock, while the pug (named Bartholomew, barks). 'I shall unmask the culprit and notify your forthwith. Kindly provide your number.', assures Sherlock, and the rich man replies 'Spare no expense! ...if I can afford a dog of such distinction, I can assuredly afford your services -- can I not, Bartholomew?'. Bartholomew barks again, and Sherlock says 'Excellent, then I shall call you!'. Watson and Sherlock are outside now, and as the rich man and Bartholomew walk away. 'Have you any notion where to begin, Sherlock, old boy?', asks Watson, and Sherlock says 'I shall infiltrate their ranks. I am a master of disguise, remember?'. Ten minutes later, Sherlock arrives dressed up shoddily as a dog. He barks a bit and asks Watson 'Well, dear Watson, what do you think?'. Watson is surprised 'A talking dog!'
First page of Juanele Tamal's 'The red-headed hounds league!'. Sherlock is sitting with his pipe when Watson arrives. 'Sherlock, old chap! Are you indulging in your favored nose candy once again?'. Sherlock replies, annoyed 'Don't judge me, Watson. You know full well I employ it solely to sharpen my faculties. I can discern the entirety of your morning's activities with nary a glance!'. Watson is not impressed and says 'That's an old trick, my dear fellow.'. Sherlock is annoyed, and pointing at Watson says 'Old, you say? Then let me enlighten you! You last bathed three days past, and for no longer than ten minutes, using the most miserly soap available on the market!'. Horrified, mortified, Watson says 'That... is... true!' Sherlock keeps going 'Following which, you sat to dine in the altogether, jellied eels with pie and mash, no less, only to let fall some scalding morsels upon your nether regions!'. Befuddled, Watson says 'It still burns-- but how the devil do you know?'. Sherlock sits back on his chair, satisfied. 'Easy! The cameras I installed in your residence afford me a most splendid view. I do so enjoy watching you slumber.'. Watson is confused 'Wait, what?', and just then the door rings and Sherlock jumps up 'There's someone at the door!'
First page of Juanele Tamal's 'The red-headed hounds league!'. Sherlock is sitting with his pipe when Watson arrives. 'Sherlock, old chap! Are you indulging in your favored nose candy once again?'. Sherlock replies, annoyed 'Don't judge me, Watson. You know full well I employ it solely to sharpen my faculties. I can discern the entirety of your morning's activities with nary a glance!'. Watson is not impressed and says 'That's an old trick, my dear fellow.'. Sherlock is annoyed, and pointing at Watson says 'Old, you say? Then let me enlighten you! You last bathed three days past, and for no longer than ten minutes, using the most miserly soap available on the market!'. Horrified, mortified, Watson says 'That... is... true!' Sherlock keeps going 'Following which, you sat to dine in the altogether, jellied eels with pie and mash, no less, only to let fall some scalding morsels upon your nether regions!'. Befuddled, Watson says 'It still burns-- but how the devil do you know?'. Sherlock sits back on his chair, satisfied. 'Easy! The cameras I installed in your residence afford me a most splendid view. I do so enjoy watching you slumber.'. Watson is confused 'Wait, what?', and just then the door rings and Sherlock jumps up 'There's someone at the door!'
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We see a flower blooming from the woman's chest, and one of the hands from before holding a different blooming flower. Narration reads:'Instead I learned that you can be healthy even when you're sick. And that happiness can be felt even when you're broken hearted.'
We see a flower blooming from the woman's chest, and one of the hands from before holding a different blooming flower. Narration reads:'Instead I learned that you can be healthy even when you're sick. And that happiness can be felt even when you're broken hearted.'
First page of María Izquierdo Barri's 'Contradictions'. First we see a woman touching her chest, the chest shining while narration reads: 'I thought if I took care of my body I wouldn't get sick.'. Then we see two hands holding, narration reading 'I thought I would marry the love of my life once I met them. But neither happened.'
First page of María Izquierdo Barri's 'Contradictions'. First we see a woman touching her chest, the chest shining while narration reads: 'I thought if I took care of my body I wouldn't get sick.'. Then we see two hands holding, narration reading 'I thought I would marry the love of my life once I met them. But neither happened.'
We see a flower blooming from the woman's chest, and one of the hands from before holding a different blooming flower. Narration reads:'Instead I learned that you can be healthy even when you're sick. And that happiness can be felt even when you're broken hearted.'
We see a flower blooming from the woman's chest, and one of the hands from before holding a different blooming flower. Narration reads:'Instead I learned that you can be healthy even when you're sick. And that happiness can be felt even when you're broken hearted.'
First page of María Izquierdo Barri's 'Contradictions'. First we see a woman touching her chest, the chest shining while narration reads: 'I thought if I took care of my body I wouldn't get sick.'. Then we see two hands holding, narration reading 'I thought I would marry the love of my life once I met them. But neither happened.'
First page of María Izquierdo Barri's 'Contradictions'. First we see a woman touching her chest, the chest shining while narration reads: 'I thought if I took care of my body I wouldn't get sick.'. Then we see two hands holding, narration reading 'I thought I would marry the love of my life once I met them. But neither happened.'